Spirited Woman strikes again!

So much has happened in my super hero life since last I wrote. I went on a super date with Delicate Daisy while Spirited Woman often reared her head in my back window of my chevy venture skittles van. I learned to ice skate, thanks to the help of two gentleman: Kevin and Braxton Hughes, twin figure skaters who helped me learn more than I ever thought possible. I conquered deadlines in homework at school, and I saved many people's days by giving the life giving skittles. I was exhausted but the worst was yet to come. It came in the form of a dream, at least I hope it was a dream, considering it would be exceedingly harsh if it was reality.

Delicate Daisy was talking to me after our date and we got a long quite well. The weekend hit, I went to church and we didn't talk for one day. The next day at school, Delicate Daisy had changed a little and she was hanging out with my nemesis Reeses Man. As the week wore on Daisy changed more and more until suddenly I knew. She had turned into Spirited Woman. It is hard to say where I went wrong but perhaps I didn't brush my teeth enough. It's difficult to find time to brush when people require saving at 6:15 in the morning. Perhaps, Delicate Daisy is still somewhere else, in fact I think I found her in an unsuspecting park this evening.

Daisy and some of our super friends went to a movie and it was so wonderful to spend time with them. It just shows that you can find people you thought you'd lost in places you wouldn't expect. Hopefully, Spirited Woman will leave and all I will have to deal with is what flavor of skittles to give out to those who need them. Please check out the poll at the bottom of the page!

Spirited Woman strikes again

I was just walking today and who should appear but Spirited Woman and her sidekick Gregarious Girl. They were talking about women problems and I accidentally said something very unbecoming of my super self. Instead of forgiving me for being human, a duel ensued. They teamed up together and I got the thrashing of my life. My left skittle is still hurting. Not only was my body hurt but my pride and reputation suffered. Who will assist the world in skittle happiness now that I have been slandered? I feel more demeaned than Nixon after Watergate. What is a hero supposed to do when such a thing happens? Let me know!

An encounter with Spirited Woman

It is not often that a young, good-looking superhero such as myself can find a good party with many young, good looking supergirls. But this night was such a night, and my friends Sully Sewerman and Jukebox Joe were there too. We began by playing the usual spin the bottle with the young supergirls (did I forget good-looking?). Ok, so we played Disney Scene-it, so what? Close enough, right? Anyways, this supergirl named Spirited Woman began to argue with me about whether spirits or skittles were a cooler super power. Of course I said, skittles are cooler, because how else could you taste the rainbow. She argued that spirits were more spirited than skittles. I don't really understand her. It is difficult sometimes to understand young, good-looking super girls, and this was such a time. I had no way of outwitting her and so I shut my mouth. Isn't that a grand idea? I certainly think so. Please vote on your favorite superhero.